Stupider? Stupiedest? This is madness. I completely agree with Jim on Shanks’s radical proposal. It’s like giving a warm welcome to thiefs and smugglers. Take this:

1. Customs have seized 128 Iraqi antiquities and artefacts from an Iranian gang that tried to smuggle them to unknown locations through the Dubai Creek. The objects are believed to be as old as 5,000 years and from different eras of the Mesopotamian civilisation which has major significance in Middle East history.
   

Where was the booty going to to? I swear to God I didn’t order anything...