Scientists prove Jesus walked with dinosaurs

This story is told in a long and reliable essay:

A panel of prominent scientists and paleontologists have discovered new groundbreaking evidence that Jesus walked with dinosaurs.

Professor Alan Johnsons from the University of Mobile, Alabama says: "Blasphemers and evolutionists deny the fact that humans and dinosaurs coexisted. This is not the true Christian path that God and Jesus wrote about.”

"Children and adults outside of America are indoctrinated with the false 'belief' that man did not co-exist with dinosaurs starting from early childhood with books that teach it.

"God wrote in the Bible that he created humans and dinosaurs on the same day. Jesus walked and talked with dinosaurs. He even had one as a pet sometimes - an Agilisaurus which he kept in his Carpentry workshop. We have eyewitness accounts and scientific evidence about this, folks, and it's all in the Bible."

George W Bush has even been named patron of the Creationist movement and was last year honoured at Kentucky Fry University with a Masters in Young Earth Studies.

Do read the whole article especially the parts on other amazing biblical discoveries:

- Noah's Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.

- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.

- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.

The essay can be read here. Enjoy.

venerdì 22 febbraio 2008